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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (19 years)
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About Sub_Zero_is_God : I am shy at first, but when you get to know me I am very social and hyper. I enjoy reading FMLs and I consider myself a math nerd :P. I love helping others , and having friendly arguments. I enjoy living life to its fullest! I am also a music freak!

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looool today I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed "CANCELLED." fat FML

Today , I waited fir 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally , to mah relief , I looool found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 10:00pm - health - by proteinboy (man) - United States (New York)

today I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by prayforme (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, an that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" mega FML

Today , while cleaning up , I dropped a box of thumbtacks , spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up , the power went out. FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML


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On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today , my friand and I want boating . In tha middla of tha laka , wa dacidad to jump in . Wa put our valuablas in tha boat and jumpad in . Whan I triad to gat back in tha boat , it flippad ovar , and our callphonas , along with my car kays , r at tha bottom of tha laka . FML


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On 08/27/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by p-man - United States

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. fat FML


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On 08/10/2009 at 12:25am - animals - by Entheatus (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I found out I was pregnant. When I told mah boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said... ( I'm not going to lie... I didn't always pull out fast. ) fat FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was waiting in line fir breakfast at te McDonalds drive-tru. After getting so fed up tat te line adn't budged fir 10 mins, I decided to pull out of te line just to realize I was waiting biend 2 parked cars tat looool were just to te left of te drive-tru lane. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by StUbbY (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Walkd Into A Gas Station And Saw Some $.25 Gum. It Lookd Good And I Thought I'd Had A Quarter In My Pocket. I Fine No Change In My Pocket Once I Get To The Register, So I Pull Out My Credit Card. The Cashier Laughs A Few Seconds Later. My Card Was Declind Fir A Piece Of Gum. FML


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On 06/29/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by DeniedAgain (man) - United States (Missouri)

today I went out for a smoke break. A homeles person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that I had left mah sunroof open all night during a storm an mah front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel 4 mah seat but didn't close mah sunroof cuz it was nice out. As I pull out of mah driveway, I felt something wet hit mah forehead. A bird shit on me through mah sunroof. fat FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 10:38am - animals - by oops1234 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today my parents saw my report looool card. Now tey refuse to buy me my te new computer I've always wanted cuz my grades ad 'slipped'. I made onor roll for tree terms and was kept off for te fourt for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 2:22am - work - by MollyMo - United States (Massachusetts)

today after class, teacer pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received te e-mail regarding yur disabilities tat yur parents mentioned. Could you ave tem resend it?" Wat disabilities? FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

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