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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3181
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sub_Zero_is_God : I am shy at first, but when you get to know me I am very social and hyper. I enjoy reading FMLs and I consider myself a math nerd :P. I love helping others , and having friendly arguments. I enjoy living life to its fullest! I am also a music freak!

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 5:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm / United States / Love

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm / United States / Health

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML

by stillyoung / 11/02/2010 at 2:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 10:00pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 9:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2010 at 6:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

by home owner / 08/20/2010 at 2:14am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML

by lilrudegirl / 06/21/2010 at 10:12pm / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

by anonymous / 02/27/2010 at 11:06am / United States / Love

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

by horribledriver / 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

by horribledriver / 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

by Fmyoffice / 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Work