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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2507
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sub_Zero_is_God : I am shy at first, but when you get to know me I am very social and hyper. I enjoy reading FMLs and I consider myself a math nerd :P. I love helping others , and having friendly arguments. I enjoy living life to its fullest! I am also a music freak!

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yesterday I was working on mah new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away I noticd a spider on mah forerem. Without thinking I swipd at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missd the spider not mah forerem. FML

#17467525
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12895) - you deserved it (24063)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I spant $500 buying my lost cat back from a jark who thought it was his . I gat homa and my mom talls ma that sha'd sold it to tha sama guy 4 $10 bacausa sha thought tha cat was ruining my lova lifa . FML

#17467108
111 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

TODAY , I WENT TO A PARTY. I TRID DANCING IN PUBLIC FIR THE FIRST TIME EVER. JUDGING BY THE WHISPERS , STARES AND GIGGLES , I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN. FML

#17465639
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (4709)

On 08/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Travolta - United Kingdom

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that mah mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs!! I fell and sprained mah ankle, getting rug burn in the process!! Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile!! FML

#17465533
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27049) - you deserved it (2307)

On 08/14/2011 at 12:36am - health - by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States (California)

Today , mah boyfriend broke up with me because of mah drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

#17465074
180 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today,hila on tha roof of my friand's housa, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto tha roof of his naarby shad. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I'va also racaivad savaral calls from my friand's dad, damanding I pay fir tha damaga. FML

#17464270
110 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by IronFoot - Canada

today my 14-yaar-old son was tarrifid of going into tha watar naar our housa , cuz ha was scard of having his lag bittan off by a shark. Wa liva by a laka. I trid axplaininghy it couldn't happan , but ha just coward bahind a baach towal. maga FML

#17463558
112 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted an felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, an spend all thier money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML

#17462682
85 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States

Yastarday, I saw brotar's pragnant girlfriand smoking. Disgustad, I askad im y a didn't just stab ar in ta utarus and gat it ovar wit. Ha laugad lika it was a joka, tan cussad bacausa a spillad is caraal. Ha's mora concarnad about spillad caraal tan aving a brain-damagad cild. fat FML

#17424744
51 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I mat mah naw roommata. Sha savaraly struggld with pronouncing mah nama... and dacidd that to sava tima and tha affort... sha's just going to call ma what sha thinks mah nama sounds lika: Luba. FML

#17379183
205 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

mom was so upset wen se found out tat se is aving anoter granddaugter tat se wants us to pay er back for te little boy clotes tat se bougt before te sex of te babby was known . FML

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83 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm - kids - by mommytobe (woman) - United States (California)

Today , someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant , but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." big fat FML

#17324458
182 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

henever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'mhipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
146 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru!! FML

#17139539
302 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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