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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1780
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sub_Zero_is_God : I am shy at first, but when you get to know me I am very social and hyper. I enjoy reading FMLs and I consider myself a math nerd :P. I love helping others , and having friendly arguments. I enjoy living life to its fullest! I am also a music freak!

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Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML

#17467525
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12077) - you deserved it (22721)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

#17467108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34483) - you deserved it (5755)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

#17465639
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26273) - you deserved it (4561)

On 08/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Travolta - United Kingdom

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

#17465533
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (2294)

On 08/14/2011 at 12:36am - health - by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

#17465074
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7705) - you deserved it (50527)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

#17464270
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6194) - you deserved it (47361)

On 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by IronFoot - Canada

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

#17463558
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24766) - you deserved it (4239)

On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML

#17462682
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (2478)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32395) - you deserved it (9044)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

#17379183
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22871) - you deserved it (2814)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML

#17372798
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (2095)

On 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm - kids - by mommytobe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32870) - you deserved it (14035)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44230) - you deserved it (4677)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26473) - you deserved it (7848)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10518) - you deserved it (40646)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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