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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Strkillz561 : I'm a funny person, which helps me to be a very outgoing guy, I love to freerun for who knows what that sport is, and those that don't, its the method of transportation to get from point A to Point B in the most efficient on energy and effective on style and skill also in the most creative way possible on your own ability, such as flips, vaults, underbars, lache's or monkey swings, balancing, precision and much more, any ways I go on this app to entertain myself when I have nothing else to do, like for a good example, after a good work out, I could just sit back and laugh at some of these hilarious FML's, some just suck for the person and I'm sorry, even thought their quite funny at times, but sad that you have such problems when they come about, ^.- 
Also btw my name is Ryan

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42965) - you deserved it (5059)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (39910)

On 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by nomorefreehugs - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (62105)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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