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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StrangeDuckling : I love a good joke but hate it when people get so serious, especially ABOUT a joke

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Today... I walked into a subway car which was empty except 4 this sleeping hobo. Three stops later... the guy wakes up an starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me... I didn't realize that he would start running towards me... still peeing. FML

#8938594
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28755) - you deserved it (2533)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today at work I was playing football wit one of my camp kids in te indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to it im wit te football. Te football slipped out of my and and I it a lady in te face breaking er nose and causing er to fall and get a concussion. FML

#6725096
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7862) - you deserved it (32747)

On 12/12/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Icci (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling pants down , phone fell out of pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching fir it , the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

#6666980
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32531) - you deserved it (4117)

On 12/08/2009 at 5:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I proposd to mah grlfriend of 6 years . She said no . Why? She's already marrid . FML

#6198719
107 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML

#2492711
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65182) - you deserved it (4914)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, my usband of ten years was playing te Sims . I asked im about te ouse e built . Apparently, it was is dream ouse, an e recreated imself as a Sim so e could live in it . Ten I asked imere te wife was . Tere was no wife . It was is appy place . FML

#2464746
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49461) - you deserved it (9697)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she orderd the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so u shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss u later." She lookd at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

#621353
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63202) - you deserved it (32697)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, an when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart an I started crying an just said, ( I'm gay. ) After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs an says, ( Duh. ) mega FML

#506180
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59114) - you deserved it (16325)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)



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