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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StrangeDuckling : I love a good joke but hate it when people get so serious, especially ABOUT a joke

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Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28694) - you deserved it (2423)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

#6725096
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7839) - you deserved it (32633)

On 12/12/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Icci (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

#6666980
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32457) - you deserved it (4106)

On 12/08/2009 at 5:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

#6198719
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48522) - you deserved it (5665)

On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84245) - you deserved it (223970)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

#2492711
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65118) - you deserved it (4779)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

#2464746
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49340) - you deserved it (9684)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (485945) - you deserved it (29342)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

#621353
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61925) - you deserved it (32011)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

#506180
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58973) - you deserved it (16301)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)



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