About StrangeDuckling : I love a good joke but hate it when people get so serious, especially ABOUT a joke
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Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
by PissOffPottermore / 09/13/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2012 at 3:02am / United States / Intimacy
by Deadcat101 / 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:59am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
by ExplosiveDildo / 06/22/2012 at 9:08am / Afghanistan / Geek
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals
by notanidiot / 06/20/2012 at 8:46am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by lisahb / 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
by Joseph N / 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States / Kids
by StungAlot / 06/19/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
- Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone,… Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go…