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Stotan1228
  • Town/Country : G-Town, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1005
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Stotan1228 : I love my music, I hate fat people, and I'll rock anyone who wants to throw down.

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33038) - you deserved it (6590)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

#6915702
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6717) - you deserved it (20808)

On 12/24/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by FlGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said that I thought being glassed wouldnt actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

#6856689
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6023) - you deserved it (21746)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by itstillhurts (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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