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About StoryOfTheYear : I formerly in life did not care about punctuation, but I have been persuaded otherwise. I am now a half grammar-nazi and will not hesitate to point out your bad grammar if you piss me off, but if you are cool and I can understand what you are saying I don't care if you spel lyke thss.
I do notice I have a tendency to write run-on sentences and have my own grammatical faults. I am not perfect and don't intend to be.

Joined the Marines to better myself as a person, among other reasons. Hell yah.
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Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34982) - you deserved it (5312)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10937) - you deserved it (39314)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11397) - you deserved it (36653)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14598) - you deserved it (51423)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

#18844690
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30029) - you deserved it (3307)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14793) - you deserved it (23407)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
169 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13919) - you deserved it (43189)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML

#18718517
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26201) - you deserved it (2524)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by silvernights21 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23103) - you deserved it (4149)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

#18641039
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30450) - you deserved it (6879)

On 12/29/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by Snurkles McGree (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18062) - you deserved it (27569)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

#18547813
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9551) - you deserved it (57610)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

#18547021
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18784) - you deserved it (15867)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)



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