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StoryOfTheYear
  • Town/Country : Minnesota, USA
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  • Number of visits : 15696
  • Number of comments : 4069
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About StoryOfTheYear : I formerly in life did not care about punctuation, but I have been persuaded otherwise. I am now a half grammar-nazi and will not hesitate to point out your bad grammar if you piss me off, but if you are cool and I can understand what you are saying I don't care if you spel lyke thss.
I do notice I have a tendency to write run-on sentences and have my own grammatical faults. I am not perfect and don't intend to be.

Joined the Marines to better myself as a person, among other reasons. Hell yah.
Oorah!

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Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28457) - you deserved it (2150)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25499) - you deserved it (1957)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14931) - you deserved it (37858)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

#19702811
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (2266)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:25am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

#19692417
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22471) - you deserved it (2738)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I've now received my 73rd email in two days about my masters group project on policy recommendations for security reform. One group member has helpfully rewritten everything, and our project is now titled "Zeus's Earthly Kingdom." It's due today. FML

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90 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 9:25am - work - by IHateGroupProjects (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
295 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21364) - you deserved it (3435)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

#19447038
96 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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177 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

#19326437
163 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
92 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML

#19270252
179 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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245 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

#19196549
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7385) - you deserved it (49200) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France



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