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StopDropAndRoll
  • Town/Country : Mississauga, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About StopDropAndRoll : my life is basically hockeyI play rep A. I would die for all my friends cause there simply amazing. I play on my high school volleyball team i love snowboarding in the winter wakeboarding at my cottage in the summer. I have blond and brown hair blue eyes. kaay im done (:

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Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108132) - you deserved it (32934)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68730) - you deserved it (6494)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

#300498
244 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63061) - you deserved it (19458)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by musicaddict (woman) - United States (Texas)



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