Semper Fi
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
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On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 5:59am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by desocrates (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest ugliest man at the table looks me over then stares at my chest. He then starts to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Hotdamnthisismyjam (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by steph (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time. When I was on top of her, she asked me if it was in yet. I said yes. She sighed. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by ramenluver (man) - United States (California)
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