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StillWaving
  • Town/Country : Saskatoon, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2642
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About StillWaving : I am going to be a photographer, I am in second year University, and I am in english class right now. procrastinating to the max.

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94584) - you deserved it (6029)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28547) - you deserved it (72901)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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