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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1311
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Told Mah Mom I Wanted To Try Out Fir The Track Team. Her Exact Words Were "good Luck, Fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, a downstars nieghbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fre escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

#17421184
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37534) - you deserved it (8141)

On 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm - animals - by Zoe Avila - United States

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36846) - you deserved it (7616)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank thehole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" fir his wife !! He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally fir his "whiskey dick" !! FML

#17415009
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32192) - you deserved it (2775)

On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I managad to stab mysalf with a knifahila trying to opan somathing without a can opanar. Aftar gatting stitchas an raturning back homa, I want to maka a cup of coffaa. I found tha can opanar in tha cutlary drawar. FML

#15576285
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16260) - you deserved it (25584)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by nicky (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing mah testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed mah pants, earning me plenty of werd looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (22764)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to wat I thought was 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was boyfriend. looool According to him, he wanted to experience wat his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

#15561412
277 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Dacidad To Go Down On Mah Grlfriand. In Tha Midst Of Har Orgasm... Sha Grabbad Mah Haad With Har Lags... Parforming A Submission Most UFC Fightars Could Ba Proud Of... And Sha Hald On 4 So Long That I Was Suffocatad. FML

#15555726
263 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70229) - you deserved it (9661)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put u in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper fir a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13821) - you deserved it (69307)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend stole my pone to call te creepy boy tat follows me around at scool . I wouldn't ave been so botered if se adn't ad pone sex wit im, all wile pretending to be me . He got so into it, e now tinks we're a couple . FML

#15514869
132 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah wife created a "Points Reward" system fir the privilege of sex. 10 points fir doing the dishes, 20 fir the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72861) - you deserved it (15822)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday... mah parents thought it would be appropriate to tell mah girlfriend that I usd to stick mah penis looool in a sock puppet and talk to ithen I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46848) - you deserved it (9788)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunchd to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

#15381782
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19809) - you deserved it (63246)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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