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by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
by Username / 01/08/2011 at 2:01am / United States / Geek
by Some Girl / 01/08/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
by snoozerlooser / 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by nemo518 / 12/23/2010 at 1:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 8:09am / United States / Intimacy
by Hannah / 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm / Nepal / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 4:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
by racist / 10/15/2010 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the 2nd floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the 5th press that I realized we were already on the 2nd floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML
by edodge / 10/14/2010 at 11:03pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- Today, my dad brought in fresh strawberries he picked from his garden in our backyard. They tasted… Today, as I was walking to my car to go home from school, a bus parked right behind me. I couldn't… Today, I took off my engagement ring to shower (or so I think) because it's too big, considering we…
- Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…