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by nickrick12 / 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
by stargirl / 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by womanlover12345 / 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm / Spain / Love
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
by muffintop / 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by wronged / 07/08/2011 at 4:41am / Singapore / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by beablue18 / 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Miscellaneous
by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by ljcxo17 / 07/01/2011 at 4:49am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML
by Anza / 06/29/2011 at 2:12am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
by nomorefreehugs / 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…