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Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
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I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45604) - you deserved it (14552)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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On 07/15/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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On 01/12/2009 at 4:55am - money - by Celina - United States (California)



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