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StarWolf111

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StarWolf111

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10897
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About StarWolf111 : My name's Jada and I'm 16. I'm a gamer and a photographer. I don't comment often but when I do, they're usually one of the first few on an FML

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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StarWolf111's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27579) - you deserved it (5721)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14898) - you deserved it (37507)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

#18550931
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32137) - you deserved it (2586)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

#18550931
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32137) - you deserved it (2586)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9687) - you deserved it (24511)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34107) - you deserved it (2360)

On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

#18425856
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (10635)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

#18424038
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32797) - you deserved it (3661)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:35am - intimacy - by aninnocentonlooker - United States (California)

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22927) - you deserved it (5478)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22927) - you deserved it (5478)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34097) - you deserved it (16406)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51452) - you deserved it (6226)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10653) - you deserved it (27946)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
494 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48656) - you deserved it (4556)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
494 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48656) - you deserved it (4556)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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