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StarWolf111

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7022
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About StarWolf111 : My name's Jada and I'm 16. I'm a gamer and a photographer. I don't comment often but when I do, they're usually one of the first few on an FML. Feel free to message me!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37396) - you deserved it (7233)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

#15001242
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47324) - you deserved it (4754)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44866) - you deserved it (6046)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8396) - you deserved it (49448)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

#14895043
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41581) - you deserved it (13668)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (10904)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45776) - you deserved it (5504)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (20344)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

#14689182
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35117) - you deserved it (6451)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML

#14665828
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27899) - you deserved it (3720)

On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40432) - you deserved it (3414)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

#14636660
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24852) - you deserved it (9579)

On 01/19/2011 at 7:05am - intimacy - by lonerjik (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

#14636660
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24852) - you deserved it (9579)

On 01/19/2011 at 7:05am - intimacy - by lonerjik (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

#14636660
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24852) - you deserved it (9579)

On 01/19/2011 at 7:05am - intimacy - by lonerjik (man) - United States (New York)



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