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by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous
by weirdome23 / 04/26/2011 at 5:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by zoearcu / 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by mottephobe / 04/06/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
by JulieClaire / 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm / Transportation
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…