About StarWolf111 : My name's Jada and I'm 14 years old. I'm a gamer and a grammar Nazi, but I don't comment often. Feel free to message me but I might not reply right away since I'm usually on my iPhone.
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Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Olive14 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 2:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States
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