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StarWolf111
  • Town/Country : Kingston Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 4737
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About StarWolf111 : My name's Jada and I'm 15. I'm a gamer and a grammar Nazi, but I don't comment often. Feel free to message me!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35174) - you deserved it (3908)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
127 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

#16995078
71 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:11am - health - by ChelseaRae (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
56 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
188 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

#16574286
156 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 3:20am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37646) - you deserved it (3906)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
120 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

#16150933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24287) - you deserved it (1853)

On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
138 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)



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