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Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

#6753816 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (14982) - you deserved it (4276)

On 12/14/2009 at 7:00pm - misc - by fire - United States

Today, an injured guest stopped at the front desk of the hotel and raved about my kindness and 'commitment to customer service'. He told my boss about how I'd gone to the ice machine and personally delivered a bag of ice for his injured knee. Guess who got written up for leaving the front desk? FML

#5437444 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (30476) - you deserved it (1362)

On 09/23/2009 at 10:01pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

#5408383 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (35291) - you deserved it (1974)

On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML

#5182351 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (32619) - you deserved it (3965)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by livin (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

#2950500 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (4500) - you deserved it (48093)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:37pm - kids - by buggermonster (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

#2442070 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (42444) - you deserved it (5398)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML

#945655 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (58713) - you deserved it (9383)

On 04/13/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by traveller (man) - United States (New Mexico)