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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 646
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today at a house party I finally got the guy I've been seieng alone in his room. We startd making out and I got on top of him to take control. He respondd by saying he couldn't do it because he needd to go make looool pizza 4 his friends and then boltd out of the room. mega FML

#20438672
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40076) - you deserved it (9235)

On 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Saw My Daugter Dusting Er Furniture Wit Tiete Andkercief I Gave Er As A Wedding Present . It's Been In Our Family 4 4 Generations . FML

#20405217
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30709) - you deserved it (5077)

On 12/18/2012 at 5:03am - kids - by teejayrn -

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap . She told him what she wanted an smiled 4 the picture . When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process . This caused all the kids in looool line to begin sobbing . FML

#20403366
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (6093)

On 12/17/2012 at 6:37am - kids - by unknown - Canada

Today , I was pulld over and administerd a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence . I was completely sober , and , apparently , I suck at driving . FML

#20401642
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19543) - you deserved it (10813)

On 12/16/2012 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Some Beefd-up Guy Wearing A Wife-beater Sat In Restaurant, Took Out A Big Sack Of Coins, And Playd My Little Pony Songs On The Jukebox Fir 4 Hours Straight. I Couldn't Summon The Courage To Tell Him To Leave.

#20401192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (5262)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

#20201491
411 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY , MAH ROOMMATE TURNED THE THERMOSTAT DOWN TO 50 DEGREES . WHY? BECAUSE SHE READ THAT SHIVERING BURNS CALORIES . FML

#20200383
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23024) - you deserved it (1807)

On 12/11/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great grl; we went out to dinner an saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to car to find out that a homeles man had broken the window, climbed into it, an was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

#20198660
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (1545)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States

Taday I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun . The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shd a massive branch on top of my new car . FML

#20196008
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21817) - you deserved it (3596)

On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I thought I felt something itch mah butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just mah imagination, I did mah business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML

#20194684
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26914) - you deserved it (4189)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by lingadoo - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I ad a presentation in Frenc class. I was so nervous, te first ting I said wen I got up tere was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25217) - you deserved it (4792)

On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today , I was riding the train and someone fartd. Everyone lookd at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (6281)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

TADAY I WALKED OUT OF MAH APARTMENT TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD CLIMBED ONTO THE HOOD OF MAH CAR AND TAKEN A SHIT ON MAH WINDSHIELD. I ONLY MOVED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FML

#20189050
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22577) - you deserved it (1590)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32532)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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