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by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
by -_- / 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by upliftmofo / 03/28/2011 at 1:56am / Belgium / Animals
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by huwauw / 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
by hdat / 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, as a respected artist I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2009 at 5:04am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by iwantpizza69 / 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…