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Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)
Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)
Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States
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