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Stain92
  • Town/Country : Stroud, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1818
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
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I agree, your life sucks (12136) - you deserved it (38229)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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