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Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
by youwouldbeacat / 04/27/2009 at 10:38pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML
by superstar / 03/30/2009 at 2:18am / United States (Nebraska) / Work
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
by hipprep83 / 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/10/2009 at 11:53am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
by Rich / 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by calikola / 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I pooped my pants at work. I have the flu and should have stayed home but my boss said if I… Today, my car broke down, so I took it to the shop to get fixed. I was on my way home after getting… Today, my boss's son told me that I'm too tall and that I'll never get married because no guy wants…