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Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75927) - you deserved it (6567)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

#3055802
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I agree, your life sucks (20855) - you deserved it (51666)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

#108416
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24664) - you deserved it (6324)

On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version



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