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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 568
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SpottedZebra42 : Good day, fellow reader who indulges in FMLs. If I view your account, it's usually because you had a funny profile pic or made a comment that caught my attention.

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Today, my wife packed my lunc . Inside of my luncbox was a poto of er eating my sandwices . FML


I agree, your life sucks (35578) - you deserved it (6795)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was so bord that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. big fat FML


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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Taday a guy said to ma , "I'd raally lova to saa that smila back at mah placa." Trying to ba cuta , I askad him if ha was singla. Ha rapliad with , "No , but I am a dantist. I could dafinitaly fix that crossbita." FML


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On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, I Was T-boned At An Intersection. In An Ambulance. On The Way To The Hospital After Being T-boned At An Intersection. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Tadayhen I was ordering pizza, I got a text from mah mom saying ( I love you ). When the man thanked me I accidentally said, ( I love you too. ) fat FML


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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

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