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SpottedZebra42
  • Town/Country : Termina, Gallifrey
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 December 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SpottedZebra42 : Good day, fellow reader who indulges in FMLs. If I view your account, it's usually because you had a funny profile pic or made a comment that caught my attention.

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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (6125)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
142 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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104 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
598 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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