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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SpottedZebra42 : Good day, fellow reader who indulges in FMLs. If I view your account, it's usually because you had a funny profile pic or made a comment that caught my attention.

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SpottedZebra42's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38885) - you deserved it (7167)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34497) - you deserved it (8074)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25800) - you deserved it (3319)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40579) - you deserved it (1927)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27025) - you deserved it (5205)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

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