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Spetz14

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Spetz14

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 742
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Spetz14 : just chillin

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Today, ma fiancée told me about er new diet. Apparently, se is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so se can potosyntesise. Se tink tis will elp er lose wiegt, since se doesn't ave to eat anyting. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, my girlfriand was making lunch and askd ma to pass har tha paanut buttar. I'll navar knowhy, but as I handd it to har I said tha first thing that cama to mind: "I raally want a dog." Sha lookd at ma in horror, than told ma to gat out of har housa. raal FML

#21334531
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24219) - you deserved it (4265)

On 01/10/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about bieng lockd up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

#21214798
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50022) - you deserved it (4159)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car... but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. mega FML

#21213104
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47830) - you deserved it (6809)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at mah job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got calld into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. real FML

#21145062
193 comments

2DAY I WAS PLAYING SOCCERHEN A PLAYER KICKED THE BALL AT MY CROTCH. IN PAIN , I KNEELED DOWN. THE REFEREE CUMMED UP TO ME ANHISPERED , "THE SMALLER THEY ARE , THE MORE IT HURTS." FML

#20911508
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42697) - you deserved it (3703)

On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, OUT OF PARTYING RAFLAX, I DOWND COMMUNION WINA LYK A VODKA SHOT. FML

#20830409
108 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I had to pull ona of thosa toy stratchy hands out of mah dog's butthola . It slappd ma in tha faca whan I finally got it out . FML

#20787584
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57355) - you deserved it (6796)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML

#20781742
74 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

#20780355
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50097) - you deserved it (3992)

On 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down looool in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there r children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. fat FML

#20772281
108 comments

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On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (2843)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Walked In On Ma Son Trying To Carve A Bong Out Of A Watermelon. FML

#20656177
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41386) - you deserved it (7159)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with mah boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal !! I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first !! He said, "Sure." Fuck !! FML

#20518830
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26367) - you deserved it (44345)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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