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Speshelphreak

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Speshelphreak : Fml makes me feel that my life isn't so bad. Not in the sense that other people's misfortune makes me happy but to know that life could suck a lot more than it does.

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Speshelphreak's favorite FMLs

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

#5033555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14332) - you deserved it (42034)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

#4299529
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15476) - you deserved it (41147)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98841) - you deserved it (15040)

On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31396) - you deserved it (138413)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

#350139
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72797) - you deserved it (27247)

On 03/15/2009 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Moanie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21581) - you deserved it (61507)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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