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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 894
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Speshelphreak : Fml makes me feel that my life isn't so bad. Not in the sense that other people's misfortune makes me happy but to know that life could suck a lot more than it does.

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Fucked!<b>Jayroc</b> - yesterday at 7:16pm<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 12:34am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 5:00am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:39am<b>MRSwick2525</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:28am<b>crazy_loner</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:39am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:37pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:24pm<b>decoydualist</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:27pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:10pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:48pm<b>austhart489</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:41pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:15pm<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 7:03pm<b>Holybatman</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 10:51am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 10:47am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 10:28am<b>gary3768</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 7:08am

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Speshelphreak's favorite FMLs

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28321) - you deserved it (45357)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (11868)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12180) - you deserved it (37379)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML


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On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML


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On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML


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On 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44535) - you deserved it (4159)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36824) - you deserved it (7381)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML


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On 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39219) - you deserved it (19969)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (3593)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55897) - you deserved it (17724)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

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