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Spencer_CDS
  • Town/Country : Cedar Grove, NJ, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 June 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 16857
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Spencer_CDS : I'm just a 25-year-old kid-at-heart from northern New Jersey, trying to get my life together. It's a slow start, but at least it's rolling.

I work for a major cellular phone company, I co-host a radio show, and I want to be a rock star.

Get at me sometime.

AIM¹ - Sentient Glow | AIM² - Part of Tomorrow | MSN - albaxcore [at] hotmail [dot] com | Y!M - thunderousdrums

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Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

#5482819 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (2061)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

#5466337 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (54305) - you deserved it (2350)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

#5407765 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (10204) - you deserved it (34599)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:37am - health - by Cpt_Concerned (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

#5185594 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (31228) - you deserved it (4093)

On 09/11/2009 at 10:48am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (39222) - you deserved it (1376)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, " I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone that day because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

#5150638 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (29692) - you deserved it (2897)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (109503) - you deserved it (8694)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

#5098537 (317)

I agree, your life sucks (54130) - you deserved it (4193)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

#5097909 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (58554) - you deserved it (2854)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

#5096341 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (39472) - you deserved it (4900)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

#5087862 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (36505) - you deserved it (2244)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

#5086077 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (57470) - you deserved it (4280)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (56997) - you deserved it (1911)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

#4867119 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (62857) - you deserved it (2219)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

#4830976 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (44471) - you deserved it (7663)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by hantavirus (woman) - United States (Oregon)