About Spartancjm : Hello there.
If I somehow interested you through my picture maybe even a genius (or flat out retarded) comment, then I should tell you about myself.
I'm a guitar player and play rock/hard rock/metal
My favorite music is hard rock and metal
I love to read fantasy books
I play video games, particularly RPGs and others
I don't have a favorite band.
Message me if you want, love talking about faith/music/FANTASY/games B)
About Spartancjm : Hello there.
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Spartancjm's favorite FMLs
by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by Unreciprocated / 02/25/2016 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by notsoproudfather / 02/01/2016 at 10:54am / India (Maharashtra) / Kids
by anonymous / 01/22/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML
by Shy_Shiloh / 01/21/2016 at 3:58am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2016 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML
by motherfucked / 01/15/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 11:51pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by First World Problems / 01/08/2016 at 9:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML
by anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:49am / United States / Work
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML
by tessisue / 01/04/2016 at 6:18am / Germany / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few… Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show… Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he…