About Spartancjm
Hello there. If I somehow interested you through my picture maybe even a genius (or flat out retarded) comment, then I should tell you about myself. I'm a guitar player and play rock/hard rock/metal My favorite music is hard rock and metal I love to read fantasy books I play video games, particularly RPGs and others I don't have a favorite band. Message me if you want, love talking about faith/music/FANTASY/games B)
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By fuck you, bitchcake - / Sunday 10 November 2013 18:26 / Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

By quit fucking up my life - / Saturday 23 November 2013 01:08 / United States - Kenai
By kel - / Friday 8 November 2013 23:50 / United Kingdom - Coventry
By mummer11 - / Friday 15 November 2013 17:49 / Ireland