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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1994 (20 years)
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About Space_Teddy : live in the Netherlands ~ 20 years old (20 nov) ~ pierced and tattood ♚~ natural blond hair, blue eyes ~ love music ♪~ motto: "Don't dream your life, live your dream ⭐" ~ 420 🍁~ message if you wanna know more

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Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML


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On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML


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On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML


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On 02/02/2015 at 1:41am - work - by CalledOut (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML


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On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML


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On 12/12/2014 at 10:17am - love - by galladore - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML


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On 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm - intimacy - by blueballed (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML


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On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML


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On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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