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SovietBarney
  • Town/Country : Kyle, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About SovietBarney : Hey. Not much to say, really. I like stuff.

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Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17699) - you deserved it (1085)

On 12/09/2012 at 10:53pm - work - by bestnameright - United States (District of Columbia)

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Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7311) - you deserved it (22018)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51025) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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149 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45023) - you deserved it (12154)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21275) - you deserved it (1682)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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