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About SouthernSweetie : My name is Brittany. I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I'm a modal, cheerleader, dancer, gymnast, and golfer. I love airsoft, paintball, shooting, and fishing. I'm not your average ordinary girl I'm a country girl that knows how to have fun!
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Taday I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticd a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing drectly towards the shower which I stood in butt-nakd!! I live by myself an have recently only movd in!! FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in teres, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away an haven't a clue how she found outhere looool I live. mega FML
Today I ad to convince ma usband tat I'm not aving an affair all because I refused to ave sex wit im . Apparently te fact tat I gave birt to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enoug reason to turn im down . FML
Today Wen I Was Talking To My Younger Broter, E Suddenly Said "O, I Was Supposed To Tell You Tat Tere's Tis Girl Wo As A Uge Crus On You!" I Asked Wo An E Answered, "I Totally Forgot Er Name, Tat Was Like 2 Monts Ago." FML
MY BEST FRIEND WAS THROWING ME MAH BACHELORETTE PARTLY . A COP CUMMED BY AND SAID THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE . THINKING HE WAS THE STRIPPER WE ORDERED, WE PULLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE . HE WAS AN ACTUAL COP . MEGA FML
Taday I was approachad by a What Not to Waar kind of show, whara you gat monay to buy a naw wardroba. I was so axcitad that I faintad. Thay ravokad tha offar, raasoning that somaona who faints so aasily would ba too much of a liability risk. FML
TODAY I WAS FEELING SICK AND FAINTD WHILE TEACHING MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS . I CUMMD TO WHEN ONE BOY POURD A CUP OF WATER ON MY FACE . THREE KIDS WERE CRYING INTO MY WALKIE TALKIE TELLING THE OFFICE I WAS DEAD, AND THE REST OF THE CLASS HAD DISAPPEARD . FML
TODAY, THE ( CHILD CARE AN DEVELOPMENT ) CLASS AT MAH HIGH SCHOOL ASSIGNED ALL 50 STUDENTS TO CARRY A FAKE BABY AROUND SCHOOL ALL DAY 4 A WEEK . I CAN'T EVEN READ A PAGE OF MAH NOTES WITHOUT HEARING A ROBOTIC CRYING NOISE . TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY . FML
Today, At Mah Mother's Funeral, As Everyone Was Around Her Casket 4 The Viewing, Mah 5-year-old Son In Cluelessness Of What Was Going On Shouted, "Grandma Is More Fun When She Isn't Sleeping." Everyone Cried!! FML
today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML
Taday I was babysitting , and I had to pee really , really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off , and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in teres , thier child screamed , "No , no , pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015