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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 July 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12838
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sourcandy86 : FML is my favorite website, I spend lots of time here - I work a lot. It just makes time pass. I go to UW, play video games, read comics, hang out/party with friends, watch tv (Flight of the Conchords, The Office, I hate Family Guy). I listen to The Beatles, U2 (stfu they are the best), MGMT & Metric. I like chatting with new people. :)

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Sourcandy86's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

#5102101
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53366) - you deserved it (8007)

On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

#1869680
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6669) - you deserved it (76497)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

#1869680
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6669) - you deserved it (76497)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

#1869680
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6669) - you deserved it (76497)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins. FML

#1864532
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56817) - you deserved it (2781)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)



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