About Sourcandy86 : FML is my favorite website, I spend lots of time here - I work a lot. It just makes time pass. I go to UW, play video games, read comics, hang out/party with friends, watch tv (Flight of the Conchords, The Office, I hate Family Guy). I listen to The Beatles, U2 (stfu they are the best), MGMT & Metric. I like chatting with new people. :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45432) - you deserved it (6405)
On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5148) - you deserved it (69119)
On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5148) - you deserved it (69119)
On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5148) - you deserved it (69119)
On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins. FML
I agree, your life sucks (50672) - you deserved it (2368)
On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)
Monday 17 June 2013
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