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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1442
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

#12858268
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31859) - you deserved it (4188)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10564) - you deserved it (39253)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

#8435501
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35815) - you deserved it (3434)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34302) - you deserved it (2588)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

#8130787
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25727) - you deserved it (6021)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47588) - you deserved it (3309)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

#6976652
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6721) - you deserved it (49925)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by LaurenLehmmman (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74818) - you deserved it (13074)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)



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