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Sorrows
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2250
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sorrows : I'm Amy. My life is pretty much just one big creative expression. My passions? Music, photography, writing, and drawing. I hate predictable shit. I want to be a journalist, or a musician.

I tend to speak my mind a lot. So this is the destined place for me.
Message me if you're not a total creep. (;

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Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17163) - you deserved it (40685)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by madzlovesgee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)



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