About Sorrows
I'm Amy. My life is pretty much just one big creative expression. My passions? Music, photography, writing, and drawing. I hate predictable shit. I want to be a journalist, or a musician. I tend to speak my mind a lot. So this is the destined place for me. Message me if you're not a total creep. (;
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Sorrows's favorite FMLs

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

By pixie09 - / Monday 8 November 2010 20:43 / United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 October 2010 05:55 / United States

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 August 2009 09:42 / United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

By racist / Friday 15 October 2010 06:00 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

By Cheese4men / Friday 14 May 2010 23:28 / Canada