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About Sora_McKain : A little crazy to be sure!!!
So a little bit about me huh? Where to start? Well I live in a small town. You know, the small community? Well anyway...I work at an assisted living facility which accommodates to the mentally ill. I used to work graveyards but I recently switched shifts to evening instead. I have had my job for right around 6 years! I love what I do, and the people I work with (coworkers and resident alike).
I love music and anime, and I am always looking for more of each to love! I have a very interesting family situation that I don't want to get into on here, but if you are interested message me and I might just let you in on my secret 😸.
I love animals, particularly cats. I do volunteer with animal rescue so I frequently have a foster dog or cat in my house.
I am not afraid to admit that I am a fat ass! However, I do feel the need to brag that with my new routine I have lost a little over 60 pounds! I am so proud of myself! 😊😋!
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Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Friday 24 July 2015