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  • Town/Country : Pueblo, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2205
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Sora_McKain : A little crazy to be sure!!!

So a little bit about me huh? Where to start? Well I live in a small town. You know, the small community? Well anyway...I work at an assisted living facility which accommodates to the mentally ill. I used to work graveyards but I recently switched shifts to evening instead. I have had my job for right around 6 years! I love what I do, and the people I work with (coworkers and resident alike).

I love music and anime, and I am always looking for more of each to love! I have a very interesting family situation that I don't want to get into on here, but if you are interested message me and I might just let you in on my secret 😸.

I love animals, particularly cats. I do volunteer with animal rescue so I frequently have a foster dog or cat in my house.

I am not afraid to admit that I am a fat ass! However, I do feel the need to brag that with my new routine I have lost a little over 60 pounds! I am so proud of myself! 😊😋!

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Sora_McKain's favorite FMLs

Today, I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiates from my ear all the way down the left side of my face, so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow, I have to give a presentation on strokes for my med class. Go figure. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2012 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Health

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

by AbandonedHouseWife / 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2012 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

by emi / 07/01/2012 at 12:30am / Animals

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 1:25am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

by rofindie / 05/07/2012 at 12:12am / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

by Bridget / 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm / United Kingdom / Love

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

by flustered / 05/06/2012 at 10:57am / United States (South Dakota) / Kids

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

by CharlieOrion / 05/04/2012 at 8:25am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health

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Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy