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Sora_McKain

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1405
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sora_McKain : A little crazy to be sure!!!

So a little bit about me huh? Where to start? Well I live in a small town. You know, the small community? Well anyway...I work at an assisted living facility which accommodates to the mentally ill. I used to work graveyards but I recently switched shifts to evening instead. I have had my job for right around 6 years! I love what I do, and the people I work with (coworkers and resident alike).

I love music and anime, and I am always looking for more of each to love! I have a very interesting family situation that I don't want to get into on here, but if you are interested message me and I might just let you in on my secret 😸.

I love animals, particularly cats. I do volunteer with animal rescue so I frequently have a foster dog or cat in my house.

I am not afraid to admit that I am a fat ass! However, I do feel the need to brag that with my new routine I have lost a little over 60 pounds! I am so proud of myself! 😊😋!

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Sora_McKain's favorite FMLs

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

#10549258
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (6608)

On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

#10546987
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44209) - you deserved it (3669)

On 05/15/2010 at 1:07pm - love - by schwange (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

#10448158
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (7532)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

#10446068
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7323) - you deserved it (50177)

On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

#8540042
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25012) - you deserved it (3535)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:17am - love - by shwasted (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39492) - you deserved it (3467)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

#7932396
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (13724)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML

#7835541
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30574) - you deserved it (3326)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:11am - money - by olyswimmer (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML

#7815637
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9580) - you deserved it (28530)

On 02/02/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Namnack - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

#7803637
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37671) - you deserved it (5427)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

#7789192
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14487) - you deserved it (36218)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20837) - you deserved it (35566)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

#7612223
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5413) - you deserved it (35775)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

#7594942
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34774) - you deserved it (2105)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18418) - you deserved it (5113)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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