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Sora_McKain

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sora_McKain : A little Crazy to be sure!!! Just message me to find out.....If I reply that is (I am such a loser that if I actually receive a message from someone, I may just pass out due to excitement! )

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Sora_McKain's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

#12621906
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14391) - you deserved it (25529)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56100) - you deserved it (3687)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

#12592660
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34337) - you deserved it (3778)

On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31917) - you deserved it (3577)

On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14633) - you deserved it (54728)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML

#11310878
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10760) - you deserved it (31632)

On 06/19/2010 at 12:27pm - animals - by kasai_x0x (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

#11283515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35161) - you deserved it (10544)

On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

#11283515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35161) - you deserved it (10544)

On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML

#11271577
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (14730)

On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

#10761245
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19515) - you deserved it (34628)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46600) - you deserved it (13744)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50202) - you deserved it (6762)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

#10549258
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32799) - you deserved it (6326)

On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

#10546987
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (3451)

On 05/15/2010 at 1:07pm - love - by schwange (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

#10448158
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28177) - you deserved it (7256)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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