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Sora_McKain

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1133
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sora_McKain : A little Crazy to be sure!!! Just message me to find out.....If I reply that is (I am such a loser that if I actually receive a message from someone, I may just pass out due to excitement! )

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Sora_McKain's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

#19585555
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20883) - you deserved it (2676)

On 05/07/2012 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

#19585247
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20920) - you deserved it (2319)

On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

#19582200
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28819) - you deserved it (6439)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

#19581531
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22168) - you deserved it (4316)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13242) - you deserved it (41585)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15859) - you deserved it (29273)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64732) - you deserved it (6756)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (7752)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

#12716438
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31368) - you deserved it (5615)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29605) - you deserved it (10157)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML

#12655415
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29068) - you deserved it (2926)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

#12638821
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29218) - you deserved it (3037)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by home owner - United States (New York)



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