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TODAY... A CUSTOMER OPENED WITH ( YOU OPEN BOTTLE WITH THEM THANGS? ) I LOOK AROUND MY DESK FIR SOMETHING HE MIGHT CONFUSE WITH AN ACTUAL BOTTLE OPENER. HIS GRLFRIEND THEN INFORM ME HE IS TALKING ABOUT MY BREASTS. I WORK FIR A BANK. FML
2day I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up an I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, Mah Nephew Askd Me How Babies R Made. I Thought He'd Had This Chat With His Mom, But I Went In To It Again. After A 20 Minute 'discussion', He Says ( So What About The Good Stuff - Get To The Blowjobs An The Lesbians. ) He's 11. FML
Friday 27 March 2015