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TODAY... A CUSTOMER OPENED WITH ( YOU OPEN BOTTLE WITH THEM THANGS? ) I LOOK AROUND MY DESK FIR SOMETHING HE MIGHT CONFUSE WITH AN ACTUAL BOTTLE OPENER. HIS GRLFRIEND THEN INFORM ME HE IS TALKING ABOUT MY BREASTS. I WORK FIR A BANK. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42375) - you deserved it (3534)

On 03/01/2009 at 9:31pm - work - by bottlepoppin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to mah rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18084) - you deserved it (46151)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up an I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8656) - you deserved it (42013)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Nephew Askd Me How Babies R Made. I Thought He'd Had This Chat With His Mom, But I Went In To It Again. After A 20 Minute 'discussion', He Says ( So What About The Good Stuff - Get To The Blowjobs An The Lesbians. ) He's 11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30998) - you deserved it (3370)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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