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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sonychka : I read Fmls everyday but I don't really contribute. I'm a psychology major and I love reading people's profile maybe even more than the Fmls. People fascinate me. That's all.

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Sonychka's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

#20912722
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45855) - you deserved it (7508)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42048) - you deserved it (5362)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56035) - you deserved it (9299)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me my bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

#20116490
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18228) - you deserved it (7715)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24450) - you deserved it (5279)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

#19654364
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23635) - you deserved it (4120)

On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22686) - you deserved it (4578)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

#14482649
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20224) - you deserved it (6129)

On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24669) - you deserved it (55448)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

#8583652
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7311) - you deserved it (25401)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

#7140982
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23416) - you deserved it (2435)

On 01/04/2010 at 3:50am - misc - by Michael (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48287) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)



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