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Sonychka
  • Town/Country : Aurora, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 205
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sonychka : I read Fmls everyday but I don't really contribute. I'm a psychology major and I love reading people's profile maybe even more than the Fmls. People fascinate me. That's all.

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Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18648) - you deserved it (3828)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18138) - you deserved it (2854)

On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17795) - you deserved it (3480)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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