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Sonalis
  • Town/Country : Boone, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 April 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 12780
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Sonalis's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (10424) - you deserved it (2131)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

#17843188 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (12463) - you deserved it (17274)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

#7744599 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (4728) - you deserved it (19549)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

#1021876 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (7470) - you deserved it (63174)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:52pm - work - by TheBRADLeyB (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML

#994417 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (40519) - you deserved it (8871)

On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by AllThatJazz (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working the dinner rush at my job, every single computer, credit card machine, and printer froze for an hour and a half. The reason behind this issue was a large wire ripped from the mainframe, the same wire I tripped over 20 seconds before while my boss watched. FML

#831499 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (41350) - you deserved it (6727)

On 04/06/2009 at 4:40am - work - by starrybrooke (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

#507 (34)

I agree, your life sucks (3761) - you deserved it (18653)

On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version