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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 April 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13670
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Sonalis : Ohai.

Sonalis's page activity

Visits<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 11:40pm<b>kaitlyn520</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 7:52am<b>Lt_Senpai</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 12:24am<b>Addiepop</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:43pm<b>shay72014</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:37pm<b>Tomato_Cheese</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:25am<b>dankmemes710</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 6:02pm<b>Joshua9871</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 4:42pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:10pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:08am<b>Jonny_Blaze0017</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:16am<b>lexid17</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:35pm<b>Caro97songs</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Kielnmsoftly</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:52am<b>Valcannos</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:31am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 1:47am<b>Cameron05233250</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 3:16pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:02pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:10pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 7:46am

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Sonalis's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

by Jesus / 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

by TheBRADLeyB / 04/16/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML

by AllThatJazz / 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, while working the dinner rush at my job, every single computer, credit card machine, and printer froze for an hour and a half. The reason behind this issue was a large wire ripped from the mainframe, the same wire I tripped over 20 seconds before while my boss watched. FML

by starrybrooke / 04/06/2009 at 4:40am / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

by Kikinovak / 12/13/2008 at 7:06am / Transportation