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Soloman212

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  • Number of visits : 5103
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Soloman212 : I've discovered that taking a hit of heroin into my left pupil allows me to type and read for a short while so I make use of such time lurking FML and posting comments. My life doesn't suck so I don't post any FML's. Being a baboon is so much betyjdyjko gdmlu lqrbd

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Today I've ad my tent ( Cristmas ) dinner since Cristmas last took place . My mum as gone nuts and keeps playing Cristmas music making tese dinners and refusing to let me take down te Cristmas decorations . My dad is too wipped to save us from tis ell . FML

#21016807
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45297) - you deserved it (4356)

On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

like every other day fir many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (8089) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Taday I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I askd if she needd a hand. She calld me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

#21015691
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64474) - you deserved it (7582)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today , I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like !! She replied , "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it !! I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing !! FML

#21014568
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37409) - you deserved it (7769)

On 01/02/2014 at 6:49pm - misc - by Andrew (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45173) - you deserved it (23514)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I got written up at work fir clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning fir coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. mega FML

#21007096
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39413) - you deserved it (4259)

On 12/27/2013 at 9:01am - work - by Hungry (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we got our Christmas bonuses. Instead of money, the company decided to give us all looool lunch boxes with the company name on them. I went ahead and put lunch in mine, then put it in the break-room refrigerator. Apparently so did all the other employees. Now I can't find mine. FML

#21004456
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36516) - you deserved it (8376)

On 12/25/2013 at 1:38am - work - by peevedemployee - United States

Today I pretendd to cry in front of mah cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore . Yeah I trid to guilt-trip mah cat into loving me . FML

#21003528
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40188) - you deserved it (10533)

On 12/24/2013 at 11:53am - animals - by PityKitty (woman) -

today I went to a nativity play. My usband sowed up late an drunk, an I ad to explain to imy booming "Yea! Time to get baby Jesus up in tis sit!"en our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

#21001530
90 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm - kids - by bastard (woman) - United States

Today, I Cummed Home After Working On A Difficult Case. My Husband Wasn't Home So I Hopped Into Bed. My Feet Felt Something An I Reached Down An Picked It Up Out Of The Sheets. It Was Lacy Black Thongs. I Don't Own Black Thongs. Fat FML

#20999870
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51203) - you deserved it (3345)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah boss found out that mah grlfriand dumpad ma. Ha askad if that maant sha would no longar bring har dalicious homamada cookias to tha offica. Whan I said yas, ha frad ma on tha spot. FML

#20990683
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48063) - you deserved it (3056)

On 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by justin (man) - United States (Texas)

Yastarday, I saw ma friand's car in front of scool. I'd ad a bad day and just wantd to talk wit ar. I got in and sat down, and falt somating squis banaat ma. Turns out it wasn't actually ma friand's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's caka. FML

#20978310
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36747) - you deserved it (25787)

On 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Sherressa (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TADAY I WAS CLEANING A POCKETKNIFE WEN I NOTICED A SPIDER ON MA LEG. MY FRST REACTION WAS TO STAB IT. FML

#20974086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40856) - you deserved it (41472)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to serech me, basically claiming that breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

#20972427
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41983) - you deserved it (3931)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Taday my fater took revenge on me 4 bankrupting im in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consistd of aving a truckload of sand dumpd in my driveway wile I was at work. FML

#20966996
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39684) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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