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SokDek
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 March 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

#20486562
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41705) - you deserved it (3151) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

#7441309
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12523) - you deserved it (3940)

On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron (man) - United Kingdom

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

#7378425
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20993) - you deserved it (5145)

On 01/16/2010 at 1:46pm - animals - by life_sucks (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6876) - you deserved it (11153)

On 12/21/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (3583)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32902) - you deserved it (5316)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)



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